Profiles

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Goalkeepers
Nik Booth Nik Booth
Position: Goalkeeper
App: 22 (0)
Goals: 0
More than capable of resisting the physical pounding that keepers have to endure in the NDSFL, Booths agility and lightening reflexes allows him to repel efforts on his goal that most keepers would only be able to stand and admire. His positioning is sure and he is especially strong at crosses, commanding his area with real authority. [photos]
DOB: 14/1/1978 (32)
Nationality: English
Nickname(s): Teflon,Booooooth
Previous Clubs: Stafford Falcons, Perkins Social, Field Lane, Maypole, Dunlop Aerospace
Andy Robertson Andy Robertson
Position: Goalkeeper
App: 2 (1)
Goals: 0
A new signing for the 2009/10 season, from the Gaffa that likes to have security and options for every position. A passed rugby player whose size and stature speak for itself. Fearless with on coming opposition and commands presence around the box. Also has the ability to clear the length of a pitch in one kick. Add excellent signing for growing club. [photos]
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Defenders
Alex Alex
Position: Defender
App: 1 (1)
Goals: 0
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Nick Edwards Nick Edwards
Position: Defender / Gaffa
App: 0 (0)
Goals: 0
In all roles Edwards goes about his business in an aggressive manner. There are very few frills involved in his play but he is consistently effective. Not surprisingly, the Jailhouse FC was not put off by his reputation and when they wanted someone big and ugly they looked no further. Now employed as a central defender where he has instantly looked at home and will undoubtedly prolongs his shelf life. The force of Edwards tackling is perhaps the most noted of his footballing attributes yet this observation is always accompanied by the recognition of him staying within the laws of the game - well almost. [photos]
DOB: 11/7/1967 (43)
Nationality: English
Nickname(s): Teddy
Previous Clubs: How long you got?
Craig Goode Craig Goode
Position: Defender
App: 14 (6)
Goals: 0
A quiet achiever, Goode's midfield creativity will be an asset to the Jailhouse FC over the coming seasons. Exquisite close control and can run with the ball at his feet, a skill that makes him an impressive midfielder. [photos]
DOB: 23/2/1982 (28)
Nationality: English
Nickname(s): Bond, Crazy Legs
Previous Clubs: N/A
Paul Hart Paul Hart
Position: Defender
App: 9 (4)
Goals: 2
After serving his apprenticeship over seven seasons at "Tuesday Night Football", he earned his dream contract of playing in the NDSFL when the Jailhouse FC came in for him in 2007. Since then he has never looked back, and has earned the respect of his fellow players to be voted in as vice captain. Tough as nails central defender, who is slowly making a name for himself within the NDSFL. Hart is strong, has great pace and reads the game very well, which allows him to affect a lot of interceptions. [photos]
DOB: 1/4/1983 (27)
Nationality: English
Nickname(s): Butcher, Pabs, Mr Majeika
Previous Clubs: N/A
Andrew Kear Andrew Kear
Position: Defender
App: 17 (2)
Goals: 0
Burst onto the scene with the Arbury Tavern as a 20-year-old and quickly established himself as a player of the future with his defensive prowess being a major factor behind his initial success at earlier clubs. Kear has played mainly as a left-sided defender, although can play as a right-sided defender as well. He is very strong in the tackle, good in the air and links well in attack with his best attribute being his versatility across the backline. [photos]
DOB: 27/8/1982 (27)
Nationality: English
Nickname(s): Chef, Elton John, Lescott
Previous Clubs: Arbury Tavern, Fleur De Lys, Kelly’s Bar
Tom Treadwell Tom Treadwell
Position: Defender
App: 16 (1)
Goals: 2
For the passed two season Toms name has been touted around the Jailhouse during the transfer windows. In 2009 we’ve got him. Some will call him Jesus, some will call him God but we all know him as “T-Bone”! Veteran to the NDSFL Tom is a man mountain with natural springs which helps him win every ball in the air and intercept crosses before they meet they targets. A very powerful tackler and ball winning, he’s sure to add steel to the back four.  [photos]
DOB: ()
Nationality: From Heaven
Nickname(s): T-Bone, Jesus, The Bomb
Previous Clubs: Attleborough Mills
Kevin Wilson Kevin Wilson
Position: Defender
App: 22 (2)
Goals: 1
Kev has long been renowned as one of the top central defenders in the NDSFL. After dropping down from Bulkington White Lion in Premier One, Kev is now in pursuit of a new challenge with the Jailhouse FC. His cool head, strength and eye for a tackle brings composure and fluency to the heart of the Jailhouse defense. His talents and determination are a key asset to his game and the Jailhouse squad. In 2008 Kevin became the Jailhouse Captain pushing the team to cup final and promtional success. [photos]
DOB: ()
Nationality: English
Nickname(s): Wilson, Eggy, Ken
Previous Clubs: New Inn, Long shoot, White Lion
David Yates David Yates
Position: Defender
App: 16 (2)
Goals: 0
An exciting, new young player who was the first major signing of the 2008/2009 season for the new management regime. A versatile defender who can play anywhere along the back line, David can bring stability to the defensive line whilst giving the management lots of selection headaches. To add to his talents, Dave is also a current level 3 FA Qualified Coach.  [photos]
DOB: ()
Nationality: South African
Nickname(s): Yatesy
Previous Clubs: N/A


Midfielders
Ashley Berrill Ashley Berrill
Position: Midfielder
App: 23 (0)
Goals: 9
One of the leading local strikers of the past two decades, Berrill has quickly developed into a very useful wide attacking midfielder in the early stages of his Jailhouse FC career. He is very quick, has plenty of skill and can be deadly in front of goal. His versatility could prove valuable to the Jailhouse FC for many years to come. [photos]
DOB: 12/10/1976 (33)
Nationality: English
Nickname(s): Bez
Previous Clubs: Chetwynd, New Inn
Saul Brennan Saul Brennan
Position: Midfielder
App: 0 (1)
Goals: 0
One of the most gifted players to come out of Bulkington in recent years, his skills have dazzled fans since making his NDSFL debut for the Bulkington New Inn as a 20-year-old. Despite his obvious skills on the ball and ability to create space for himself and team mates from tight situations, Brennan decided to shock the football world and take a few years away from the game to concentrate on activities outside football. However, in 2007 he decided to return to the game he loves and a contract was signed with the Jailhouse FC, which will hopefully see him fulfil his obvious potential. [photos]
DOB: 3/9/1978 (31)
Nationality: English
Nickname(s): Sergeant, Baby
Previous Clubs: New Inn, Old Chequers
Ben Gregory Ben Gregory
Position: Midfielder
App: 22 (1)
Goals: 1
Since suffering a career threatening groin injury in 2006, Gregory has donned the tracksuit and boots taking up the prestigious role as Jailhouse FC manager in the inaugural year. A dogged left sided midfielder in his playing days around the NDSFL, he still mixes it on the training pitch and is instrumental in the clubs fitness and training routines. He remains as discreet as ever with tactics, formations and even his impending return to the beautiful game! Well respected and very determined he has great expectations of the chosen few. [photos]
DOB: 6/5/1980 (30)
Nationality: English
Nickname(s): Gregsy
Previous Clubs: Longshoot, New Inn, Chetwynd, Dunlop Aerospace
Liam Hegarty Liam Hegarty
Position: Midfielder
App: 14 (1)
Goals: 1
Coming straight from the academy Liam is an up and coming player, naturally gifted with the ball at his feet and ever reliable for crossing balls into dangerous areas. Firm tackler who knows his defensive duties as well as attacking. A very well balanced player.  [photos]
DOB: ()
Nationality: Nuneaton
Nickname(s): Heggy
Previous Clubs: 
Andrew O'Brien Andrew O'Brien
Position: Midfielder
App: 0 (1)
Goals: 0
After an unsuccessful spell at CV Monchengladbach in the German league, dead ball specialist O'Brien has returned to England and the NDSFL to get his career back on track. Versatility is just one asset to O'Brien's cultured game where he can play in the midfield but has also been used as a defender by the Jailhouse FC. [photos]
DOB: 5/10/1979 (30)
Nationality: Jiblish
Nickname(s): Jebeb, Jibba, Piglet
Previous Clubs: Maudsley, Rowley’s Green Social, Arbury Tavern, CV Monchengladbach
Adam Taylor Adam Taylor
Position: Midfielder
App: 13 (2)
Goals: 3
The big money, bank breaker summer signing for the Jailhouse in 2009. All the stops were pulled out to secure the signing of this talent, energetic midfielder – Although a new Nike tracksuit top did the trick. Always willing to put the hours in, impressing where ever he goes, making him a known face around the town – On the pitch his pedigree and class speak for itself, once signing semi-pro for Atherstone and previously playing for Coventry City, Leicester City and Nuneaton at youth leave. A strong, skillful and renowned tackler in the centre of the park. A quality addition to the squad and sure to be heavy involved in the Jailhouses quest for silver wear. [photos]
DOB: 18/07/1985 (25)
Nationality: Polish
Nickname(s): BA, Fake Tay, Rubber lips, Mr Perfect
Previous Clubs: Coventry City, Leicester City, Nuneaton Town
Carl Willet Carl Willet
Position: Midfielder
App: 6 (0)
Goals: 1
DOB: ()
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Nickname(s): Will
Previous Clubs: 
Gavin Woolley Gavin Woolley
Position: Midfielder
App: 16 (4)
Goals: 2
Since signing for the Jailhouse FC, he has consistently been a first choice of the manager and his performances earning him the captaincy of the team. A tenacious and hard working midfielder, who possesses silky skills and is a good link man between defence and attack. He is a good distributor and never one to shirk his responsibilities. [photos]
DOB: 18/8/1982 (27)
Nationality: English
Nickname(s): Pancake, Death
Previous Clubs: N/A


Strikers
Luke Devine Luke Devine
Position: Forward
App: 11 (3)
Goals: 6
Fresh from the academy another 2009/10 inspired signing. Embarking on his first season in adult football, but more then capable of standing shoulder to shoulder with some of the best NDSFL defenders around. Equipped with his electric pace, cool composure and intelligence he’s sure to kick up a storm both creating and scoring goals in abundance in the NDSFL. A great asset to the team and one to watch for the future. [photos]
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Michael Haynes Michael Haynes
Position: Forward / Tricks and Flicks Coach,Assistants Assistant
App: 1 (4)
Goals: 0
Known by many in the NDSFL as a striker with ball control and creativity, Haynes has been a regular player across the Sunday morning circuit since the mid 1990s, and made his debut for the Longshoot senior side aged just 17. A real goal poacher inside the penalty box, he can also hold the ball up well and create opportunities for his team mates. [photos]
DOB: 23/4/1980 (30)
Nationality: English
Nickname(s): Bomb, A squared
Previous Clubs: Longshoot, Mercia Sports, New Inn, Nuneaton Borough Social Club, Stockingford Sports, Fox Inn, Attleborough Arms
Lee Rudd Lee Rudd
Position: Forward
App: 17 (7)
Goals: 13
Will be forever etched in Jailhouse FC folklore, as the first Jailhouse player to score in the NDSFL, when he drove home the opener against the Lord Ragland in the opening match of the 2007-2008 Tribune Cup. Still only 22, Rudd is a regular starter for the Jailhouse FC and has become a consistent goal scorer for the club. Wonderfully gifted, Rudd's flying runs mainly on the left-side of attack have caused Sunday leagues best defenders major headaches ever since he burst onto the scene with Queens Park Road and the Attleborough Fox. [photos]
DOB: 23/4/1985 (25)
Nationality: Nuneaton
Nickname(s): Kid, Ruddy
Previous Clubs: Queens Park Road, Attleborough Fox
Steven Smith Steven Smith
Position: Forward
App: 0 (4)
Goals: 0
Known since his teenage years after serving his Jailhouse FC apprenticeship, Smith has been a regular in the Jailhouse squad. Big, strong, skilful and perceptive, Smith is one of the most lethal strikers on show in the NDSFL today. A combination of quick-thinking, sublime skills and raw strength makes him a handful for any defenders. [photos]
DOB: 17/11/1982 (27)
Nationality: English
Nickname(s): Smit, Monkey
Previous Clubs: N/A
Allan Smith Allan Smith
Position: Forward
App: 17 (1)
Goals: 14
Is an excitement machine, with his terrific pace and his aggressive running at defenders. When he gets the ball the crowd usually get ready with anticipation that something is about to happen. Since winning the Dunlop Aerospace 11-aside top scorer award in 2005-2006, he has figured prominently in various top scorers tables, including a 17 goal haul in the Dunlop Aerospace 5-aside tournament. He seemed to step up a further gear when awarded the captaincy of Dunlop Aerospace in 2007. The 2008 top scorer for the Jailhouse and reached the 50 goal mile stone during that season. 2009 see's him as the new Vice Captain. [photos]
DOB: 13/7/1981 (29)
Nationality: English
Nickname(s): Smithy, Big Al
Previous Clubs: Jaguar, Massey Ferguson, Dunlop Aerospace


Committee
Nick Edwards Nick Edwards
Position: Defender / Gaffa
App: 0 (0)
Goals: 0
In all roles Edwards goes about his business in an aggressive manner. There are very few frills involved in his play but he is consistently effective. Not surprisingly, the Jailhouse FC was not put off by his reputation and when they wanted someone big and ugly they looked no further. Now employed as a central defender where he has instantly looked at home and will undoubtedly prolongs his shelf life. The force of Edwards tackling is perhaps the most noted of his footballing attributes yet this observation is always accompanied by the recognition of him staying within the laws of the game - well almost. [photos]
DOB: 11/7/1967 (43)
Nationality: English
Nickname(s): Teddy
Previous Clubs: How long you got?
Andy Hayden Andy Hayden
Position: Secretary
App: 0 (0)
Goals: 0
Signed by the Jailhouse where he was reunited with his good mate and fellow Bulkington New Inn and Old Chequers team mate Saul Brennan. Has had to wait patiently to become a regular starter for the Jailhouse FC, but with a number of solid performances in the middle of the park including a number of Man Of The Match awards, he has virtually secured his spot within the team for the coming season. A hard working midfielder who performs the dirty work for the midfield, by closing opposing players down and mopping up the stray passes, strong in the tackle and not afraid to put his foot in where it hurts!! [photos]
DOB: 17/10/1978 (31)
Nationality: English
Nickname(s): Ox, Shirehorse
Previous Clubs: New Inn, Old Chequers, Bulkington Sports and Social
Michael Haynes Michael Haynes
Position: Forward / Tricks and Flicks Coach,Assistants Assistant
App: 1 (4)
Goals: 0
Known by many in the NDSFL as a striker with ball control and creativity, Haynes has been a regular player across the Sunday morning circuit since the mid 1990s, and made his debut for the Longshoot senior side aged just 17. A real goal poacher inside the penalty box, he can also hold the ball up well and create opportunities for his team mates. [photos]
DOB: 23/4/1980 (30)
Nationality: English
Nickname(s): Bomb, A squared
Previous Clubs: Longshoot, Mercia Sports, New Inn, Nuneaton Borough Social Club, Stockingford Sports, Fox Inn, Attleborough Arms
Michael Kershaw Michael Kershaw
Position: Chairman
App: 0 (0)
Goals: 0
One of Nuneaton’s most successful entrepreneurs, Kershaw has kindly donated some of his valuable time in guiding the Jailhouse FC from the Chairman’s seat. He has a wealth of operational knowledge and is a clear business leader. With his film star appearance, Kershaw arrives de-rigueur on match days and training with dog, Wellington boots, long overcoat and the obligatory (soon to be) trophy wife. Under his guidance the Jailhouse FC can only flourish. [photos]
DOB: 14/12/1979 (30)
Nationality: English
Nickname(s): Dr Fox, XXX, Barnes, Paul Walker, Louis Walsh
Previous Clubs: N/A